A little light humour
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Paul Barker
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My wife shouted from upstairs: "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body as if someone's got a Voodoo doll of you?" I replied "no..."! She responded "how about now?"....
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#1953 Re: A little light humour
Good from both - thanks !
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#1954 Re: A little light humour
From Renault forums ...
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#1956 Re: A little light humour
Very good. 
OMG still got to do my cooker and microwave ..
OMG still got to do my cooker and microwave ..
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#1957 Re: A little light humour
I find digital watches the problem, especially when the instructions are mislaid.
Press button 1, then press button 2 and hold for 3 seconds. Advance using button 3. Or something like that.
Then you find the alarm has been activated and you cant remember how to switch it off.
I now use a Casio analogue watch where you pull the pin out to set the hands.
Press button 1, then press button 2 and hold for 3 seconds. Advance using button 3. Or something like that.
Then you find the alarm has been activated and you cant remember how to switch it off.
I now use a Casio analogue watch where you pull the pin out to set the hands.
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#1958 Re: A little light humour
At times like this, in the midst of a pandemic, desperate measures are called for. So what I like to do is reach for my packet of Spunk.
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#1959 Re: A little light humour
The true reason everything has gone to pieces over the past year...
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#1960 Re: A little light humour
Well I learned something today - thanks !
And nice to see Rachel Riley, as ever.
I really should know more about Lovecraft, being a fan of Mark E Smith !
And nice to see Rachel Riley, as ever.
I really should know more about Lovecraft, being a fan of Mark E Smith !
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#1961 Re: A little light humour
Bit far fetched though eh, I mean, who's ever heard of this nightmare ? Gets publicity I suppose. Who's Rachel Riley!?
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#1962 Re: A little light humour
Wassamaddawidyou ?
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#1963 Re: A little light humour
Sniggers.
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