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A woman went to A&E, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about three minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was. After listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room.

Then, the older doctor marched down the hallway to the new doctor's room: "What in God's name is wrong with you?" he demanded. "This woman is 68 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!!"

The new doctor continued to write and without looking up, asked . . "Does she still have hiccups?"
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#2327 Re: A little light humour

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Can't remember how to add this.

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#2328 Re: A little light humour

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Dave the bass wrote: ↑Thu Sep 29, 2022 7:27 pm ^^^^ excellent 😁
Seconded! :lol:

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#2329 Re: A little light humour

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Well... it appealed to me...

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It's very bad but I like it !
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#2332 Re: A little light humour

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I've always been pro tractors !
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#2333 Re: A little light humour

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Glad you’re not an extractor fan
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#2334 Re: A little light humour

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should be able to be witty about fracking but ....
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#2337 Re: A little light humour

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Looking at the Stanley tape measure one, how long is that woman's arm?
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