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Very good all :lol:
 
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"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe." – Albert Einstein
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#2464 Re: A little light humour

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:D



Bet this rings true with some of you ... :D
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#2465 Re: A little light humour

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'Old on young'un - your turn next.
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#2467 Re: A little light humour

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:lol:

I was suddenly reminded of 'I'm Alright Jack'.
andrew Ivimey wrote: Fri Feb 10, 2023 6:28 pm 'Old on young'un - your turn next.
Too late, it's already happening! :shock:
 
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Pffft, just been thrown out of Communism Class.

Consistently poor Marx apparently.
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Oooooo I wish I'd said that...
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andrew Ivimey wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 10:19 am Oooooo I wish I'd said that...
Pops head above parapet, seems all clear. :wink:

Nice one Dave. :lol:
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#2472 Re: A little light humour

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:D



Bit long, but stupid things patients say to doctors...

For example...

"Have you any pain anywhere else?"

"Nah, I'm good."

"Then why are you taking these tablets?"

"Oh they're for my backache!"


 
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One for our Hull contingent
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#2474 Re: A little light humour

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:lol:






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Very very true.
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