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#2686 Re: A little light humour

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Ant wrote: Sun Dec 24, 2023 12:01 pm An eagle may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines
Many years ago I worked for an American software company in France.

I used to just inwardly scream in despair at the uselessness of the senior management and many of the developers...

In one particularly awful meeting, my co-manager, another Brit (she was brilliant), saw that I was on the point of meltdown with anger and passed me a note, which read:

"It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys"!

Never a truer word was said etc. etc.
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#2689 Re: A little light humour

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I like that!
The world looks so different after learning science. For example, trees are made of air, primarily. When they are burned, they go back to air, and in their flaming heat is released the flaming heat of the Sun which was bound in to convert air into tree.
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#2690 Re: A little light humour

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Topical! :D



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#2692 Re: A little light humour

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Nigerian lottery I get but .... no , not a clue...
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Trick or treat? Except Death is real, not a kid in a cossy.....
 
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Sign says, 'Air Guitar - do not touch'
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#2696 Re: A little light humour

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:lol: :thumbleft:







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One for Max !!

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:D




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#2700 Re: A little light humour

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Don’t forgot clocks go forward so we’ll have one hour less rain!
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