Jokes

[andrew Ivimey]

Yep, that'll work!

[Paul Barker]

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[Mike H]

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[Paul Barker]

I have noone to give thie mug to, but Id have to buy it for my sister to give them.

Diana is a master of making the most of an opportunity. Roxy rolling on her back. Diana says “she wants you to rub her tummy with youre feet BUT YOURE WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE WITH YOURE SHOES ON”

[Paul Barker]

[Paul Barker]

Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this:
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her pupils put on his boots? He asked for help and she could see why:
Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.
By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said. "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet."
She looked and sure enough, they were.
Unfortunately, it wasn't any easier pulling the boots off, than it was putting them on.
She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the correct feet.
He then announced. "These aren't my boots."
She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream. "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to.
Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.
No sooner had they got the boots off when he said. "They're my brother's boots. But my Mom made me wear em today."
Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.
But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots back onto his feet again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked. "Now, where are your mittens?"
He said. "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

[Mike H]

Of course! What else?

[Paul Barker]

[Mike H]

[Paul Barker]

EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 60 Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room
at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then
relax. Each day you'll find that you can
hold this position for just a bit longer.
After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags. Then try 50-lb potato bags and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than
a full minute. (I'm at this level).
After you feel confident at that level,
put a potato in each bag.